Tell us about yourself:
Like I’m fun and cool and hip and I like to drink and party and have fun and hook up with hot guys and like be one with nature and life as I’m getting pounded by the football team lol! I’m going to school online for my degree in human resource management right now as well as going out to clubs and stuff! Hee hee!
What are your hobbies?
Partying, getting trashed, shopping, talking on my cell phone, listening to my I-Pod, hooking up with hot guys, walking on the beach, writing “poetry”, fashion, extreme dieting, blowing bubbles (and my boyfriend Hee hee!)
What are your goals in life?
Like, to be the best that I can be as well as get down to 80 lbs and finally finish my online degree in human resource management! To help old people and stuff with their insurance forms, and like have a goldfish who is always there as well as a full bottle of Jack! Hee hee!
Describe yourself:
Fun, intellijant, fun, someone who likes to have fun, someone who listens to the radio, caring, I love to have fun with that special someone, and I love to put out.
What are some of your favorite films?
Do you mean like movies and stuff? Well, I like a lot of stuff but I don’t remember any of their names. But life isn’t all fun and games you know. Sometimes I like intellectual stuff like Titanic, Patch Adams, and The Notebook. Hee hee!
Are you a patron of the arts?
Huh? I mean, I think art is a valubel tool if you want to express yourself and I like to express myself (like I did this year at Marty Graw when I flashed all those guys my tits—and I earned more than just beads hee hee). Sometimes I’ll eat a whole bag of carrots in one sitting and then urinate orange dye all over the floor and make pictures with my feet.
What are you looking for in a significant other?
Like, just someone who will talk to me. Sometimes I get tired of being told to “shut up and take it” and like my head isn’t a toy and neither is my neck which gets tired. I’d like to find a guy who isn’t always telling me to be quiet all the time and just shoving it into my mouth. I want someone who will look at me and not just my boobs. Yes they are there to play with but there is more to me than just my boobs. I’m a human bean to! LOL!
What kind of things would you like to discuss with this guy?
I mean, I’d like it if he’d ask me how my classes in human resource management are going and stuff, and to not think I’m dumb just because I struggle with long division. Not everyone knows how to use a calculator lol! I just want someone who wants to have fun! Don’t be such a stick in the mud as my grandma used to say! Hee hee! I’d also like to find a guy whose arms are thicker than his waist, but not his skull lol!
What was your most romantic moment?
Hee hee! Duh! When I lost my virginity to my pencil during math class!
Do you lean to the left or the right?
Aren’t you supposed to be asking guys this question? Like I’ve heard that depends on which one hangs lower. Hee hee!
Do you believe in God?
I know He is there because when I stare at the sun for a long time after a night of drinking and I’m passed out on the front lawn, I begin to see blue and purple spots and then before I pass out again I know that He’s there—or at least something is
What are some of your lifelong goals?
Well other than having fun, I’d like to finish up my online degree in human resource management and then eventually own my own carrot farm so I can make my art.
What are some of your favorite books?
Hairy Potter was sooooooo gooooood! And I like the bible and Nicholas Sparks (his masterpiece is The Notebook—lol!) And I just finished reading this book on STDs and it was really good and I finally found out what those little bumps were called lol!
What was the most painful thing that has ever happened to you?
Other than those little bumps that just popped up suddenly, that time I confused my water bottle for peroxide and I drank the whole thing lol! But the good news was I dumped some on my head and later my hair looked awesome once it grew back! It still does! Hee hee!
Oh and that time I tried “experimenting” with a Snicker Bar. But that was long ago and thankfully all the nuts came out on their own lol!
Any other last words?
Just drink and party hard! Drink lots of beer and forget to eat every so often so you don’t gain weight from all the calories! Life is beautiful when you’re in a jakoozi in between 2 hot guys lol! Peace out lol!
Are these boobs or knees? You'll never know! Hee hee!******
If you have to ask, you've not read my blog long enough.
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